the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

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1 hour ago
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felixandria:

everyone should be watching brooklyn nine nine. everyone

felixandria:

everyone should be watching brooklyn nine nine. everyone

2 hours ago
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fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name: karis
2. state the name that your parents almost named you:  conner
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? ugh my 5yo cousin probably. because she hasn’t been ruined by the rest of my family yet
4. what was your first job? idfk

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? like 80 different things
6. do you miss your ex? no

7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? white chocolate
8. do people praise you for your looks? sometimes
9. what is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? blues and dark colours
10. how do you wear your makeup? winged eyeliner and sometimes lipstick
11. what are some of your nicknames? lizardbitch, glitterdick
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? two
13. how many bathrooms? one
15. do you have a car? no
16. do you work out every week? jogging
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? yeh
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yeh
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? horribly yeh
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? bikini

21. do you like your eyes? yeh

22. do you think you are pretty? eh not with these teeth

23. who was the last person you talked to in person? parent
24. how much money in your bank account? idfk
25. are you single? nuh
26. do you want kids? yeh

27. tell me what your backpack looks like: gray with skulls and roses
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? dylan o’brien or kat dennings hrng
29. last movie you saw in theaters: uhhhhh
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? nuh
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? nuh
32. have you ever cheated? nuh
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yeh
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? eat, watch tv, masturbate whoo
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? my dog brought me a dead squirrel once
36: who was the last person you texted? matt
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? idfk

38: how do you look right now? eh
39: who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? DOG

2 hours ago
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  • me: *sick*
  • me: *goes on the computer*
  • parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
virtualcarrot:

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virtualcarrot:

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3 hours ago
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BtVS + objects

3 hours ago
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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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stop reblogging this the ghost found out i was making fun of them and now there’s “rawr xD” written on the walls in blood

leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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"and why would an angel rescue me from hell?"

percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

somberthoughts:

credit to this kid in my class

demi + twitter pics 2014

when your best friend is called up for an award or some shit..

lolsofunny:

sodamnrelatable:

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(lol here!)

ughlaurahale:

she’s a banana